Aug 28

Mortality And The Importance of Securing Cargo

Tag: stupidityDonna B. @ 12:26 am

More often than I’d like I’ve been reminded of mortality recently. Three cousins younger than me have died — two of them with physical problems I might also have inherited and the third of an accident.

Don’t think the accident doesn’t alarm me. I was recently involved in an interstate incident that narrowly escaped crunched metal at the least. Though I don’t know them, there are at least 3 other drivers who experienced the terror along with me. I’d love to think my skill as a driver along with theirs was responsible for no collisions or death… but I’m pretty sure that we were all just lucky.

Whoever you are that thought your mattress would not blow out of your pickup bed and that your body would protect it from being run over by myself and other innocent drivers… I hope you have learned… something. Surely you’ve learned that mattresses should be tied down!

You do know, don’t you, that we were NOT avoiding hitting your mattress. I’d have much rather collided with the mattress than be hit by the 18-wheeler barreling down the other lane. It was YOU that I swerved in front of that 18-wheeler to avoid.

Oh yes… I put my life and the life of my daughter in peril to avoid running over your selfish ass. The drivers of the two vehicles in front of me did the same. The driver of the 18-wheeler was fortunately skillful enough to avoid hitting any of us. Did you notice the massive plumes of smoke from his braking?

All of us were lucky. No one was injured or killed.

4 Responses to “Mortality And The Importance of Securing Cargo”

  1. scribbler50 says:

    Dumb driver, smart driver, you know which one you are. Glad you’re okay, Donna.

  2. Mary says:

    It is amazing what people consider “safe” when driving…. and what implements of destruction they will have coming from their vehicles…

  3. Donna B. says:

    I never thought of a mattress as an implement of destruction before. Now I’m wondering why I never saw MacGyver use one (with a paper clip and a used match, of course) to stop the bad guys.

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